My daughters dating black dude
And, while “please don’t blame a hug you didn’t get in 2018 for your relationship issues in 2038” is definitely sage advice, I don’t think that’s quite enough.Today, I’ve decided to share nine more bits of fatherly advice I’d give my (non-existent) teenager daughter if she actually decides to exist one day.2.If you need more details, you should probably go ask your mom. Eat your vegetables I hate (most) vegetables, but your mom seems to love them.Since your mom is unfathomably attractive — and since unfathomably attractive women have (somewhat) easier lives — I’d suggest you start emulating her. When in dating doubt, always err on the side of making things harder for the guy He needs to convince you that he’s worthy of being in your life, not the other way around.7.Just assume that every man you meet from now until you’re, I don’t know, 53(?) would sleep with you if given the opportunity This doesn’t mean that every man you meet is going to try to.Your best strategy would be to avoid all assholes, awkward and, um, unawkward, regardless of how attractive and “unique” they seem to be. They’re the ones who intrigue you and make you feel a little tingly because they literally do not give a fuck about you or anything you do.
If this day comes, there’s a 50/50 chance that my child will be a daughter, and I will do everything in my power to protect, love, and educate this girl.
When in relationship doubt, err on the side of making things You have carte blanche to be a bit of an asshole while you’re single and dating. Once a guy has proven himself worthy and “won” you, though, you can start buying him gum and and sleeping in the wet spot and shit.8.
I know I’m your father and you love me and shit, but don’t try to date men like me I’m an awkward asshole who only tricked your mother into marrying me because I told her the Sultan of Brunei is my second cousin on my dad’s side.
And by “grown-ups” I mean “old motherfuckers.” If you’re 21 years old, and you and your boyfriend are going through some serious adversity, break the hell up with him.
No need to be “working through” anything if you’re still not even old enough to serve in the House of Representatives.